Opposite of a Pink Jeep

May 30, 2023

The opposite of down is up.

The opposite of backward is forward.

So what’s the opposite of a pink Jeep?

I’m not one hundred percent certain, but when the shiny new Tesla glided by tonight, followed by two racing Corvettes as I am stick-shifting my way down the road, I think we’re getting close.

P.S. I didn’t notice any ducks in their windshields as they all flew past but who knows.